Fred Reed quotes

Here are some gems from Fred Reed:

Without men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing.

The potty problem has reared its genderishly inequitable head for years in the mascara military. You just get in trouble for talking about it. Consider urinals and the Army. They were never a problem, because men regard the entire earth as a urinal in waiting. The side of the road, the middle of the road, a tree, the ocean -- they don't discriminate. The way feminists see oppression everywhere, men see urinals. It's a design feature.

Check out his essays. Some of them are excellent. Funny and insightful.