Monday, March 28, 2005

First, they came for the dogs

Here is news from Germany:
They're ready to employ high-tech methods to crack down on a public plague -- doggy doo.

The advisory council for a Dresden city district received resounding support for a proposal to take saliva samples from all local dogs.

Modern DNA analysis techniques would then be used to locate the dogs responsible for the offending piles, so that their owners can be punished for neglecting to poop and scoop.
Don't punish the owners -- just shoot the dogs.

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