Friday, August 13, 2004

Woman prefers dogs over a husband

Ever hear unmarried women in the thirties complain that no suitable men are available for marriage? Here is a 33-year-old women who cannot decide between a husband or having a couple of indoor dogs. Dear Abby says to stick to the dogs, and cancel the wedding.

Update: I got some feedback on this one. The animal lovers say that the fiance is obviously a jerk, and the marriage would be doomed. Those without pets say that the woman is being unreasonable. I say that in 7 years the dogs will be dead and the woman will be a lonely and bitter old maid. She can tell people that she never got married because her husband-to-be didn't want to live with a couple of dirty and smelly animals, and she chose her dogs over a husband.

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