The latest SC controversy is that the UCSC chief rape counselor
has trimmed all her trees to look like penises.
http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/3243827.htm

Dumb quote of the day:
This, a lawyer representing the antigun Violence Policy Center opined, is a departure from what was "the government's position for more than 60 years"--and an illegitimate one, because "people who happen to be in office temporarily shouldn't use the office to promote their personal views."
http://instapundit.blogspot.com/?/2002_05_05_instapundit_archive.html