Google English

It is a waste of time for Americans to learn foreign languages like French and Chinese, but maybe the schools should teach Google English. There are now several good online translation tools, such as http://translate.google.com. Yahoo Babelfish is similar. But these tools do not translate into grammatical English. So maybe the schools should teach how to read Google English instead. It would be a lot more useful than learning vocabulary words, as those words are easily machine translated.